Listen, I Know That Fry, Folks!
I’m in the White House, rocking the best suit, holding a Big Mac, with fries spilling all over my papers. The TV blares, “Trump messed up again,” and I look down, tears streaming from my eyes: “I’m the greatest president ever, why don’t they get it?” Then I grab a fry, dip it in ketchup, and tell myself, “It’s okay, bro, I know that feel.”
I love McDonald’s—fries are my soulmate! Every time “fake news” attacks me, I eat another fry. Lonely, misunderstood, but I’ve gotta keep going—because I’m Trump!
But even with tears streaming down, I’m still the best! Nobody understands “feels” better than me, believe me!
$Trumpojak is for all the brothers and sisters who know “that feel”!
Feel the greatest tears!
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Fries, Big Macs, Coke—
I heal my broken heart with McDonald’s!
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